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I thought you would be dead back there, but you came through shining. There is a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. And that’s what you are, mostly dead. As much fun as it has been talking to you, I’m afraid I have to let you go now. You know how much I love watching you work. But I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I’m swamped. 

There are very intricate details about solving your next problem. Let me explain...No, there is too much. Let me sum up. 

  1. The person you are looking for is a real human being. 
  2. The above clue was brought to you by the letter R

Also, here are the directions to your next destination. I wish you the best!

  • You leave Florin and head west
  • You change trains at the 4th stop and head south 
  • At the 25th stop, you change trains and head south
  • You change trains at the second stop and head east
  • You get off at the 7th stop

Good luck. And wemembow, that wuv, twue wuv, will fowwow you foweva...

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